ComicsAlliance Vs. Super-Hero Valentines For Kids
By Chris Sims
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and that means that it’s time once again for one of the most high-pressure situations in the life of an elementary school student: exchanging Valentines with classmates. Fortunately for amorous young comic book readers, this year has seen a plethora of super-hero themed choices for when it comes time to express your love.
But are they really all that great? This is, after all, the single most important romantic decision a young person can make, and selecting the wrong valentine can send your love life into a disastrous spiral from which it may never recover. That’s why today, I’ve grabbed a few boxes of this year’s crop to figure out the Best and Worst in Super-Hero Valentines!
Best quote from the article, which you are obligated to read:
Do you even watch the show?! Did you think there wouldn’t be grown men in their 20s that were going to notice your half-assed tomfoolery?! Do you think this is a f***ing game?! Get your sh** together, Pony Valentines! MINUS FIVE HEARTS!