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ComicsAlliance Vs. Super-Hero Valentines For Kids

By Chris Sims

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and that means that it’s time once again for one of the most high-pressure situations in the life of an elementary school student: exchanging Valentines with classmates. Fortunately for amorous young comic book readers, this year has seen a plethora of super-hero themed choices for when it comes time to express your love.

But are they really all that great? This is, after all, the single most important romantic decision a young person can make, and selecting the wrong valentine can send your love life into a disastrous spiral from which it may never recover. That’s why today, I’ve grabbed a few boxes of this year’s crop to figure out the Best and Worst in Super-Hero Valentines!

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Do you even watch the show?! Did you think there wouldn’t be grown men in their 20s that were going to notice your half-assed tomfoolery?! Do you think this is a f***ing game?! Get your sh** together, Pony Valentines! MINUS FIVE HEARTS!

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    The Captain America card seems agressively lusty for such a conservative figure.
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    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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    Omg the Cap and Thor Valentines. I want them ALL
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    Please do another set after V-day, using the discount cards found around. There are pro-wresting themed cards out there,...
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