Family values: Staying together for the kids (I just fathered in New Zealand)

Give Alabama politician Bill Johnson an award for combining two of the Republican party’s favorite family values: traditional families, and being fruitful and multiplying. Wanting to keep his family together, Johnson invited his wife of eight years and her three children to come with him as he moved to New Zealand to be with the numerous babies conceived of his sperm.

Without her knowledge or consent, mind you. The levels of fucked-up here are just astonishing.