Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
  • 21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
  • 30 years old: ...Fuck, did I really sound that stupid when I was that age?