While we have great respect and sympathy for those folk who like flying by the seat of their pants, we also understand the ones who feel most comfortable when they’re planning ahead. With that in mind, we’ve put our heads together and conjured up the theme schedule for next year’s issues:
FEBRUARY: ON THE AIR
Coming to you live from an undisclosed location, now accepting all callers.
MARCH: EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE (F/F SPECIAL)
The time has once again come for the ancient and noble art of ladybending.
His brain may be positronic, but his heart is real.
JUNE: FATHERS’ DAY
We have taken to referring to this as our ‘daddy issue’ and are unlikely to stop anytime soon.
JULY: COLOR WHEEL (YES, AND SPECIAL)
Calling all rainbows!
AUGUST: THE SOLDIERING LIFE
Seamen, rear admirals, and other brothers in arms, it’s time for you to report for duty.
SEPTEMBER: FOUR SEASONS (ARTIST SPECIAL)
A discourse on the transitory nature of life and the passage of time. Either that, or a really swanky hotel.
OCTOBER: UNDER THE SEA
Since life is better down where it’s wetter.
DECEMBER: THEME-FREE BIG BANG*BANG
And as always, the sky’s the limit!
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